Since launching this blog into the dark murky mists of the world wide web, I have so far been pleased by the lukewarm manner in which it has been embraced by the cycling community. Faint praise, indifference, and unhelpful criticism has literally trickled in. But one comment that keeps arising time and again is the lack of hard statistical data published on the site. Where are the graphs? Where are the charts?

So in an attempt to rectify this inadequacy, I have compiled a comprehensive report on my recent ‘performance’ in the Peter Young Memorial Road Race. Being an E/1/2/3, 135km affair my goal was for mediocrity, and as you can tell by the following statistical data, that’s exactly what I achieved.